Jelly is waiting

Jelly is waiting for her internet supplier to get around to sending her the router and jazz for getting t’interweb up and going at home – and has been waiting for all eternity. There are hundreds of things that have happened since the last post and hundreds of pictures awaiting your perusal – but until I get the internet at home I can’t do the updates that I have planned. Comedy characters, bizarre outfits, lehman brothers and canary wharf, exciting Jelly related news and joy is all bubbling away and awaiting it’s chance to burst onto your computers like, erm, slightly disappointing fireworks (in the rain? Nah, not that disapponting).

I do have a router at home – but no matter how many times I call BT they won’t accept that I am not Mark Proust, that he does not live in my flat (I’d have noticed were either of those things true) and that the phone number associated to the account is not the phone numer associated to my account, or my flat…that they have, in fact, made a boo boo and need to stop sending letters to my house asking for money – I don’t owe them a thing! They also won’t take back their router, which is pretty shabby really.

Anyhoo – I’m alive, I’m well, I’m as frustrated as everyone else at the lack of updates, but patience for a little longer and all shall be revealed.